Here’s the theme to Mad Teee Veee…

HA. Make that a non-zero number of people.

Coincidentally, voted upon by virgins.

“Tread?” That’s so Evan.

@avclub-d61db53c8fc6f1258cbfd9bf01a2d1ba:disqus So you’ve got that to look forward to.

It’s just going to be this, numerous threatening references to the UN, and then the words “Screw Flanders” over and over again.

Netflix. He’s fucking sadistic to that dolphin.

As far as I know or care, yes.

Oh, we’ve all seen the “Don’t Play the Fool With Propofol” posters.

Uhff. This.

Jane Lynch’s got your back!

What’s with all the people who are actually vacuum-packed bags of other objects today? Is there some LA shop cranking these out?

Aren’t all pirates by definition homeless?

Cartoon Network… you know, for kids!

Elisha Cuthbert if you’re lucky, Kiefer Sutherland if you’re not.

Pretty sneaky, sis!

@avclub-1e850f6bef0bc36ca1f64e95ff1cbd2e:disqus I can only remember Tobor, the tiny, crappy, sonic-remote controlled toy.

Is that a pop-up book, or do you have to wear glasses?

I GET JOKES

Your thesis needs bracing.