Someone trying to manipulate the market via the AV Club has bigger problems.

Right, because transferring a CD’s worth of music in 10 seconds on the Firewire-based iPod instead of the five minutes needed for USB players was just marketing.

Meh. It’d only be worth about $151,000 now anyway.

A 150 million stock purchase from a company that had 1.2 billion in cash at the time didn’t bail out anyone.

Pacify and destroy… wha?

“Pulling out the film?” Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

Flash Forward had its moment. That one. That one opening scene that kept me watching the show for far longer than I otherwise would have.

I forget.

It’s a living!

**TWANK**

They arrive a week apart, but they’re leaving a year or more apart, so when Annoying Son’s Girlfriend shows up in a month, she’ll be several years older, possibly with a toddler in tow. TIME TRAVEL DRAMA.

Oh, they’ll be back. Maybe they’ll be fatter with a wider wingspan, but they’ll be back. Once that shit is modeled and the animation cycles are done, it goes in the archive. That’s how Happy Feet spawns Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole and Happy Feet 2.

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus …just not that much.

Number Nine… WHAT‽ Number Nine… WHAT‽ Number Nine… WHAT‽

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a… heh… magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder!

If the wings… fit…

You’re one up on me.*

HOW’D IT GET EDITED?!

Hey, I’d like to see Jonathan Winters on a sitcom again.

Doesn’t Animal Planet run some show with kittens during halftime of the Super Bowl?