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Surly Driver
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Mama, I had meat on a bun,
but now I’ve gone and thrown it all away…

SPOILERS

Shut up and get the scriptwriters’ coffee.

Consternation?

The first one.

WAY DOWWWWWN BELOW THE OCEAN…

Coiffed: The Movie

That’s “Who gives a #@%!!ing #@%!!. It’s a #@%!!ing comic book movie.”

A Torino?

You’re going to harm those children in that they’ll be bored out of their gourds.

You have forever ruined sweet and sour chicken for me.

You wouldn’t download a car, would you?

Starring Tom Hanks as the disturbingly mo-capped rotisseur.

He sure as shit knows what Dawes is.

Then in aught-dickety, the people of Sheblyville came to their senses and the town was renamed Shelbyville.

Mercy!

But the sloggiest slogs of the slog win SlogBux™ that can be redeemed for swell slog prizes!

They’re in cargo playing nurse.

Also works.

WHOOOOOOOO