This moral purity bullshit has to stop. He is human. Everyone has said something stupid or insensitive. This isn’t an “ominous tweet”, it’s a four year old distraction from the real problems we’re facing today. Foreign diplomats staying at Trump’s DC hotel in order to curry favor with Dear Leader. And Reince Priebus…

Don’t do this, Jezebel.

Yes but she’s Asian and if there is one thing nasty racist white men love, it’s to fetishize Asian women.

This is why you stay in school, kids.

5'6" 200 lbs? Should be easy to catch in a foot race.

“The next time I see you, you could be the president of the United States,” Fallon noted, a smooth, untroubled expression on his face.

Fallon is an idiot.

creating a hostile work environment by threatening to criticize staff members if they quit.

If she'd done it with some vapor ware app it'd be kind an interesting story, but doing it with medical technology is different it could seriously mess people up. It's like she was selling a fake cancer cure.

Because he’s a worthless piece of shit who believes branding is all it takes to be successful and plasters his name on everything, even projects he didn’t build have his ugly ass “T” on them because he’s such a vain jackass.

Trump’s wall protects America from immigrants AND chemtrails.

Yeah but what about chemtrails AM I RITE

Can we please call him by his real name?

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

“Bill Cosby raped me.”

Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

Preschool is something most middle class white families think you absolutely must do or your child will be a failure. I felt that way and enrolled my very young 3 year old son in a church based program. He hated it - every T/Th he’d ask me if he had to go to preschool today. After 3 months I finally listened to him…

Chris Christie as Gimli Son of Glóin, a dwarf of the Lonely Mountain. Hot-headed, stocky, wholly irrelevant; this is honestly the most obviousthing that has ever happened in the history of comparing presidential candidates to Lord of the Rings characters.

That’d be like me getting “expert” testimony from the Ancient Aliens guy on why extra terrestrials forced me to commit tax fraud. It would only bias dumb, but well meaning jury members.