“Hello, I’m Todd Dominos, the CEO of Dominos Pizza. We’ve heard your criticism loud and clear, and we are not meeting your standards. Six years ago we tried improving the quality of our pizza, but we still didn’t earn back your trust. That is why each delivery person is now a certified bounty hunter. Not only do we…

I mean, not gonna lie, where I live, in the happy hipster land of Portland, Oregon, lots of hippy/yuppy/goop types hide their eating disorders under the facade of “clean eating” aka: orthorexia

Gosh. I hope there’s just a whole mountain of glamour avec une petite soupçon of Nazism.

I’ve never been in a long term relationship. I’m disease-free, just ugly. Should I sue my parents?

OH MY GOD I KNOW WHO IT WAS

It was me

what ever is on clearance in TJMaxx.

Of course he was.

Maybe that’s the point. Everything about this says, “I hate you, Daddy!”

“I’m middle class, white and pretty - consequences aren’t for people like me, right? Right?”

She does look far too happy for someone who has basically trashed her dad’s career.

Do you ever suppose the Republican Muslim Coalition and Log Cabin Republicans hang out? Is it like how the goth kids sometimes used to sit with the theatre kids?

After reviewing this article, Roger Goodell has fined the New England Patriots $1,000,000 and two draft picks, and has suspended Tom Brady 4 games. After appeal, Goodell also suspended David Ortiz for 4 games, and fined Bethesda Software $1,000,000.

Remember when we were all still rooting for Lindsay? Yeah, I'm glad that's over.

Yeah about that...ESPN, Fox, NBC, and I’ll even throw in CBS, couldn’t do this even if they wanted to. The NFL has such a stronghold on them with the TV contracts that any reporter for them would probably be fired if they even thought about publishing a series like this.

Dayuuim Deadspin. Gotta give it you this is some great muckraking, and journalism. ESPN, Fox Sports, NBC may want to take notes.

If a salesperson were to email me with those kinds of grammatical mistakes, I wouldn’t give them a second thought. People let this person be in charge of childcare?

To me, it seems that Renae-Plant types are quite common among self-founded non-profits, schools and small business. You have to be a little crazy to pour all your money and time into a venture in the first place, and once you do, any criticism, anything less than total, unquestioning obedience becomes VERY PERSONAL.

Not exactly on topic, but is she a scientologist? Bragging about getting her product on Jenna Elfman and Kelly Preston (both known clams) gets her a side-eye.

“At his request, she said, she pushed down his pants, loosened his diaper and performed oral sex on him.”