Better than Jane Foster:

How the hell are you Team Nobody? At most, Harris used a nom de plume, and perhaps some photographs of someone else (I am going to be a little hesitant to believe Hale's assertion that she's stealing photographs of her neighbor, given the author's completely deranged pursuit of this woman.) That's it. That's all. So…

You're right. It wasn't a perfect analogy, but I don't think it's totally unfair to compare the two articles. Plus that Buzzfeed article wasn't informative! There was literally one piece of advice (don't move around too much if the dude has a micropenis) but otherwise it was just mockery and some information we…

"Lasers?" You don't say...

The Twilight Zone Gremlin!

I believe it. I'm definitely not saying all Christians, but I'm never surprised when one of those high-profile Christians turns out to be anti-Semitic. There's often a dark Jew-hating side to the elevation of Christianity. (And I'm even less surprised about the homophobia and only a little more surprised by the…

Alleges? What is this allegedly? Have you ever read any of his books/seen any of the film adaptations????

Does it make me a horrible person that I sincerely hope this is true? Now, I wish that no one had gotten hurt or humiliated. There is just a really dark side of me that gets giddy when untouchables suddenly become mortal and worthy of scorn. I'm an awful person... but there you have it.

I always knew aside from hackneyed story lines there was a reason I just didn't trust that Sparks character. Proud to say I never suffered through one of his "books" or "films."

Because it is far more profitable (for the government industrial machine) to have ten platforms that each do one job adequately than one platform that can do all ten jobs supremely.

Never trust woodland critters

"I dont wanna die in Canada" sums it up!

The real life Walrus man had a happier ending with a succesful Hollywood career. Though there was an issue of diabetus.

Holy shit that banner illustration. I can't imagine that work-order.... Hey Jim... here's what I need.....

In Soviet Russia, 'gay' slurs you!

Where did you find that picture of my boyfriend?

Stay classy, gamers.

Maybe these guys know how magnets work!