In Russia- dick punches you.

Yeah, it makes his face look dirty. Just shave.

Well, in Soviet Russia, Big Mac eats you! So, they might have some legitimate public safety concerns here...

She's fucking someone else, bro.

Too bad the movie is going to be terrible regardless.

An interesting legal aside is that if the father and daughter do manage to get recognized as legitimate monarchs of a territory with legal status they might be unintentionally renouncing their US citizenship.

But prions are organic!

Well, at least they're doing things together as a family.

This is obviously the result of disordered eating and not any attempt at a real "diet." I know everyone seems to think that fruit = automatically healthy, but she's literally just eating straight sugar all day (and mainly fructose, at that). Her pancreas and liver (fructose can only be metabolized in the liver) are…

usually eating meals consisting of a huge amount of a single fruit, such as two entire pinapples, five mangoes, two litres of orange juice, 1.4kg of apricots, or 20 bananas.

Between this, and the Sex Selfies, all I can gather is that:

In Soviet Russia, anime draw you!