No dealer will accept an Escort as a straight trade for a C7 Z06, unless it's an RS Cosworth.

And beat it. Obviously.

It would be a real thriller to own a Michael Jackson car.

with that logic i am not pushing ice crystals across my windshield either - good luck every body.

I can't help but think this is the most masterful piece of trolling this site has seen in quite a while...

Yeah, nothing. It's a bunch of weak plastic strands. If they scratch your paint, maybe you should stop buying Kias. Also, consider the damages leaving snow on your car for months on end will do to your paint.

If soft brushes damage paint, I can't imagine what the rain does.

If only he had some way to accurately clock his speed.

No doubt.

So Jeep fixed the problem that they formerly said didn't exist?

That picture is not in Egypt, unless they now also have an Eiffel tower.

Also known as Seattle Car Dealership Has Clearly Not Been Paying Attention to the NFC East.

Nice to see Peter Carroll helping people get free cars again.

But that's not stopping people from bringing their bitcoin and converting it to dollars so they can drive home and say they're all techy.

Webber came later, such a gentleman.

it was the Pirelli rubber

We know the baby was conceived in the missionary position because Vettel never has to come from behind.

I'm assuming he finished with a 45 second lead?

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