What? That’s like saying I am not going to watch F1 until they race REAL Ferraris.

I’ve heard the houses he works on always end up falling apart. People are outraged and there will probably be lawsuits. Rumors are that screws, flanges, and lag bolts are all left loose.

Hey! It’s so funny you keep up on this story. I’m in Topeka, if it’s not the CR-V lady running you off the road, it’s people on i70 not letting you over to the exit lane, if they don’t get you, the craters (I mean potholes) will. Safe drivers in Topeka should be qualified for the Indy 500.

It’s true - I’ve tested it. On second thought, I should do further testing.

He’s following a proscribe familiarization program and gradually building speed. No one should expect him to go for a new track record on day one.

Alonso: “How did that car overtake me? 300m behind me at the beginning of the straight...”

I’m 99% certain that if I somehow managed to get a helmet onto my cat, he’d walk backwards into a wall trying to back himself out of it.

No way man, get out there and coat that car with a soapy ice sheet, then split your head open falling on ice in 8°f weather. That’s what a true enthusiast would do.

In winter, when my hoses will freeze, my buckets will freeze, my power washer will freeze, and my butt will freeze, I will use a car wash to keep my car clean. Stating that I don’t care about my car because I use a car wash is a hideously stupid conclusion to draw.

The other issue with hand washing is that it doesn’t clean the undercarriage of the car. What does that mean if you live in the midwest? R-U-S-T.

To be fair, there are plenty of people for whom hand washing isn’t always an option.

Agreed and if they’re that laid back about safety then they should all be sued out of business.

On tonight’s program: a lawyer sits in a chair, a man yells about a wall, and we have to find a new test track

Certain Jalopnik commenters: “Cars are so boring nowadays! I want fun cars!”

This is one of the most exciting thing to happen to American cars in YEARS, and people just complain cause it isnt a 1.5 liter hatchback that gets 50mpg. On an enthusiast website. Its maddening.

In for “NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS CAR BUT I HAVE TO BE THE FIRST PERSON IN EVERY DEMON STORY TELLING YOU NOBODY CARES ABOUT IT. PS MERCEDES BOAT!”.

The Jalopnik world has taken a turn for the worse...here we have Mopar make all be it pointless and batshit crazy cars simply because they can and saying fuck it to the financial aspect of the situation, this would be a young boys dream. They are literally just dumping money into fantasy fan boy projects and creating…

I care. So you’re wrong.

Correction: everybody behind has to slow down because of whomever it is behind this guy that overreacts and brakes when they don’t need to. A gap is a gap, and people who use all of the available road - as in a proper zipper merge - help the greater good by maintaining the flow and keeping these backups short.

The guy…

Because my voice deserves to be heard as well. So yes, #notallchristians with ZERO shame. I'll #notallchristians all day erry day.