Wake me up when September ends.

His name literally has “Neal” right in it.

Is your point that we shouldn’t overstate the dangers of Trump because America will exist as a continental landmass? If so, that’s a low standard. But given Trump has the nuclear weapons, who knows.

Well, that was Hawkward.

Katrina Pierson, spokesperson for Donald Trump, clarified later today that Mr. Trump used the acronym AFC for the “Ass Fumble Conference,” and that Trump was 100% correct.

Juan Martin del Paw-tro

“I don’t know what the heck happened,” Carroll said. “I’m going to say it out loud here about this controlled demolition fumble thing. When building 7 just collapses out of nowhere the ball’s on the ground, and jet fuel doesn’t burn hot enough to melt steel beams there’s a big pileup, we’re trying to get that…