Yes, but for obvious reasons Jesus never needs a server to get more bread or wine, so...

They’ll tell you the distinction is that vegetarians are people who just won’t eat anything that was live and was killed, while vegans shun anything from animals altogether.

YOu don’t have to kill anything for milk.either. The point is that it is forcing animals to live an unnatural restricted life in prison. Basically.

Meat carrot is a terrible euphemism for an orange penis. I mean, who would have an orange penis? 

How’s the Palestinian Chicken?

We visited and tasted at all if them, including Jura. We did not take the tour at Laphroig because we have now been to 49 distilleries between Scotland and Kentucky, so we don’t feel a need to tour every single one. We’ve seen a lot of grain mills, mash tuns, and copper stills.

More likely there were a bunch of skeptics who ordered it and while eating the real meat burgers, thinking they were the Impossible burger, they were saying, “Yuk! This is terrible! It tastes nothing like the real thing!”

The best part is that there were probably a lot of people eating these real burgers and saying, “wow, these bullshit, non-meat abominations actually taste like the real thing!”

in the Southern Hemisphere the bread is hinged on the opposite side. Wild!

So it turns out all those prophecies and the R+L=J stuff were completely pointless.

It seems I’m one of the only people who still likes this show now, because apparently the idea that a show whose only long-running theme that rulership by birth is destructive at best and when led by ill rulers is horrifying in totality, ending with yet another ill-ruler with a longstanding history of…

And they said the height of British navel supremacy ended years ago. 

And Salty would advise giving your partner that extra 20%.

Have you been out in the world lately?

Rude Negro, you’ve been missed around these parts but I’m glad they let you serve as guest columnist. 

I’d come home to a full water bottle and box of crackers I’d left on my pillow that Sober Me had left for Drunk Me. College. I miss it. 

In high school, I would pour sweet tea into bottles of nice bourbon. I was a monster.

Do what I used to do. Drink it, fill it with water, put it back in its place.

Neato. I do like that they make exceptions for farmers and the like where a firearm is a tool and not a vanity deal. I’m curious on what the intent would be with the firearms the government buys back. Will they be melted down? Sold back to the manufacturer?

Were the guns illegally imported? Because from what I read on the BBC, New Zealand’s gun laws are pretty liberal, and as long as you match their criteria anyone 18 and up can get a license for military-style guns. And apparently no limits on how many.