mental illness is. not. an. excuse.

Fuck you! I am so sick and fucking tired of assholes like you. Why don’t you come out your cowardly ass face and say what you mean. You’re a racist asshole who doesn’t see Black people as people and as such don’t care of the police act the fucking fool and brutalize them for no fucking reason. They wanted fucking…

“It’s just business.”

+1 for your excellent use of “festoon”

I would seriously consider trading one of my children for this hat.

10 points for use of maroon.

Bugs Bunny’s favorite go-to insult was “what a maroon!”

Have you never seen “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?”

Uhm, a bit too casual there Harry. You’re sitting across from a goddess. Assume the proper position, maroon.

1. She had a baby last month and is still skinnier than I am. Sigh.

Meh the South couldn’t get too worked up over it. It was all in subtitles and us Southerners are either too ignorant to read all that shit or confused why Jesus wasn’t speaking American like he’s supposed to.

Part of me really wanted Momager to actually smack Psycho Santa with the pizza pan.

This man lies! Like all the other men who woo you...with their LIES, and leave behind nothing but broken dreams and a torn cotton negligee you ordered special from a Yankee catalog!

Ah do deeclayah, the mayn is a cad and a scoundrel!

There are many things I’m going to miss about Jon Stewart, but his Lindsey Graham impression is topping the list.

Can we also comment on the ludicrous concept that there are multiple women who desire Lindsey Graham?

Or maybe they just mean “bro is with hoes” which might also be true.

Because the unmarried Graham, mining from my nightmares, joked that if he’s president he’d have a “rotating first lady.”

Am I the only person who really doesn't find it that offensive? It seems like you found all these subliminal messages and maybe were just reading what you wanted to see.