what indeed. *runs off to find Aussie DWTS episodes*

He is delicious.

For realz. My daughter (who, admittedly, is on the petite side) didn't pass the 20 lb mark until she was at least 2 1/2.

Only at the Cost Plus World Market.

I'd make a crack about the name being weird, but since this is from Australia, we're lucky it isn't called a "Haberdasher's Fuckery" or something.

Madonna is still making albums? Ugh. She needs to shut the fuck up and go away.

I am incredibly uncomfortable with the idea that the government can force a 17-year-old to undergo treatment she doesn't want. I don't care if she has bad judgment - she's old enough to be entitled to bad judgment.

not if it's bent and raised behind her. To me it looks like she's leaning forward in an arabesque post, but without her back leg being entirely straight. So where you see the bend in her knee is higher than the knee on her standing leg.

Also, I would like to applaud all of you and give you a standing ovation for respecting yourselves

Their free speech gets supported every day, every time they protest anything. They stand there and do their thing and then they go home. People may think they suck, but nobody interferes with their right to say what they want. That is free speech in action. I hate their message and they way they convey it, but I…

They were not racists at all. Try reading some of their publications before making such an outrageous accusations. They highlighted the hypocrisy of religious extremists, which is a legitimate (and non-racist) target for satire.

That is actually exactly what the First Amendment means.

In your scenario, I think the Catholic Church would have something to say about it and likely wouldn't allow it. But if they did, then why is it anyone else's business? A Jew wanting to have a Catholic wedding strikes me as a bit odd, especially if it involves taking communion, but hey, to each his own. And I do…

My 7-year-old recently asked me where baby elephants come from.

Right? I'm totally uncomfortable and out of sorts if my regular-sized tampon is slightly askew. I can't even imagine having a gun up there.

It's a free country. People can have whatever kind of ceremony they want. Who cares?

The third quarter of that game was a joy to behold, especially that one play when Winston was running around trying to avoid being sacked and then suddenly tripped over his own feet, fell backwards, and launched the ball over his head, leading to yet another Oregon touchdown. Such schadenfreude.

Lena Dunham says fame makes her "feel gross."

Mayer may be a douchebag, but no way is he "no-talent." He's an insanely good blues guitarist, which is why legends like BB King and Clapton play with him on the regular.