That’s what I’m wondering about. I’ve known men who look like they smuggling a cherry in their briefs then bam the thing grows like 7 inches.

Men with big dicks normally lay there snd expect you to do all the work. They tend to ignore learning more advanced skills such as anything other than staying hard.

I’ll split my list with you.

Aww. I’m only a little bitter. Mostly annoyed at the whole idea that not enough fancy decor makes it not a real wedding.

You’re a pole. Just wear sunscreen. Xoxo translucent northern euro girl

Send a card with a crisp 20 in it. Guilt averted. And enjoy your trip with Mr. Saur!

My future ex mocked me cruelly every time I posted so much as a cat meme on social media. Thankfully I have just one engagement and one wedding pic online and none of these barfy barf barf omgeeee I married my bestest friend 566732 seconds ago!

Teared up during the in sickness and in health part of my vows. If that foreshadowing was in a novel I’d call bullshit.

If she cared you would not be in the bridal party. Don’t slouch! Have faith that other people noticed you were tall eons ago.

Please tell me ex fiancee was his plus one and not invited in her own right.

Idk if I want a real wedding next time but I sure as hell will have a real honeymoon! That’s non negotiable for version2.0 should I want to remarry.

A new bride? Oh ffs. You’re a bride on your wedding day and a wife or spouse thereafter. Also...no one actually cares once they leave your reception.

I had a real wedding And I’m getting the real divorce to prove it.

80 Birthdays? Then you clearly have not met my horrible sibling. That one has managed 3-5 birthday celebrations for herself for decades. I believe that this is what the kids call thirsty?

Or if you were molested as a child you may well hate both of these people and never watch their television shows or support something from which they derive material benefits.

Wow! Yeah. I’ll be full RN and we get started in my area at 23-25 per hour full time. And that’s in area with 3 major hospital systems and a shortage of nurses. The most well known one actually pays the least.

Yes. I know that you guys won medicine. Don’t rub it in man! Do your doctors and nurses get paid well though? Once my divorce is final I’m done with reasons to live in the states. I hear Vancouver is very nice. I like Toronto too. And cheap generic medicine. I dig that.

Yeah I second that except my mother would hate it. I would gleefully describe what an asshole she is and has always been. It’s like getting paid for going to therapy.

It’s like some asshole got a list of terrible crimes and they were all, “so this a good start...”

This is a mobius strip of awful, composed entirely of garbage humans.