I’d still leave them in vials, but don’t put them with your current meds. Plausible deniability: oops! This old this? I had no idea it was in the bottom of my suitcase! Whoops!

Also, pun totally intended with fawning. How could I not?

Isn’t that the owner of Lime Crime Cosmetics? As in, the person responsible for taking a bunch of cheap crap, putting it in slick packaging and laughing all the way to the bank? Then lashing out with a bunch of lawyers at bloggers who dared say anything other than fawning over her?

Play you guitar is the show you my etchings of this millennium.

You’re very welcome! It took me decades to hit on this combination. I even shared my magic toner with future former spouse because he had a sunburn and without quick thinking, i’d have to listen to him howl with an inevitable shingles outbreak.

Yeah, you’re on to something here. This school would regularly play against a well-known sports obsessed Catholic powerhouse boys’ school and often win.

Adirondack chairs are basically devices that show you how soon you’ll need a joint replacement when you finally try to stand up.

I had friends who do this as some sort of dare? One would just yank his sack out, apprapo of nothing. Then another guy, and another guy. Of course, you weren’t supposed to look at your buddies exposed genitals BUT you did not want to be the last guy to nut out. Or else...something happened?

The thing with jobs where you’re presented with a bunch of uninvited peni is that they absolutely do not warn you about this shit on career day as a child.

K

So, unbearable and their tv show is massively overrated?

I’m currently writing this book! It’s subtitled: You Are So Much Fatter, Balder and Smellier Than When I Married You and the Only Reason You Have a Sidepiece is Because She Has No Idea that You Are About to be So So Broke

It sounds like a new circle of hell tbh.

I suspect ice blocks in your bathtub would be sufficient. I think I saw it in a cartoon once and it sounds adorable. That is all that is required, right?

Massillon is still doing this???? Oh ffs! I presume they have gotten away with this for decades because their sports teams are filled with an unreasonable amount of talent for being in the middle of absolutely no where.

I had a cat whom I could walk on a leash. Which is to say I had a cat, a leash, and a lot of squirrels on my street.

I used to work in a pharmacy inside a big retail store. One of my regular customers had both a therapy dog and a damned mini horse.

Suddenly, I’m craving restaurant food and misplaced rage..

My grandma once told them she was smuggling nukes . To be fair, I think that was early stages of dementia talking. Either way, it took a really reeeeeaaaaly long time for her to cross the bridge.

“We were somewhere outside Bali when the realization that we could be executed for this shir began to take effect.”