It's the Ciiirrrrcle of Liiiife, and it bowel movements us all. Through despair and carbon cycles, through love and fecal plumes!

It's absolutely major surgery with life altering results. (I have zero problem with breast implants in normal circumstances, btw.) But even if it were a ten minute procedure and you could do jumping jacks the next day, it wouldn't change how vile this whole attempt was.

I am starring you because this was like listening to my husband when he gets especially excited about transhumanism.

That's a very apt and succinct analogy. Well put.

I love my girls to bits, but no, they aren't easy dogs.

I can't bring myself to hate it. Every time it comes on, my son starts singing and dancing in his seat. It's just too adorable. :(

Yeah. Most reasonable people would be up in arms if you bleached or permed the hair of a little caucasian girl...but there are people who actually expect a little black girl to have her hair chemically treated to be 'normal'? That is so immensely fucked up.

This is easily the best thing I've seen all day.

"The 100-foot-deep (30.5 m), 60 ft (18.3 m) diameter Guatemalan Hellmouth"

That's the weirdest part as far as I'm concerned.

I get more a Norman Osborn kinda feeling from him.

I love the attribute requirements in the dialogue! At the same time, I think I may need to turn them off- every time I run into something I can't do, I wind up making a new character a few minutes later.

Part of me is all, "sleep when I'm dead!"

In all fairness, it is a rather anemic looking salad.

"you can't see your own biases"

MGM vs Grokster isn't a great example. Even ignoring the fact that this was almost 10 years ago, there are people out there today who have either no idea or a very muddled concept of what "peer-to-peer" means in this context. People who use their computers for basic web surfing, email, Facebook and not much else- and…

DO NOT WANT.

Terry Pratchett has pointed out numerous times that when the human brain sees something too horrible to cope with, it simply ignores it — that's what many Americans do when it comes to the suffering of the poor.

Hindsight is 20/20 and all that.

Slightly off topic, but I hate the Dr Pepper 10 ad campaigns so much. Don't you fucking tell me which flavor to drink, Dr Pepper!