Kinda anticlimactic, huh? The most dramatic thing was the dress- which was poorly tailored in real life, it seems.

When they DO invent bra-trees, I will sell a kidney for my very own Chantelle 3281 variety in my backyard.

My sympathies on the baby face! I know I'll enjoy looking young for my age later, but for now I'm pretty tired of having to prove myself every year.

I have a bit of the opposite problem- my boys dress themselves, but have no interest in picking out their clothes. Nothing. Nada. They'll wear whatever you put out, unless it's actually uncomfortable. And if some form of clothing isn't thrown in their general direction in the morning, I'm not sure how long they'd just…

They can be taught!

I have such mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, the fifteen minute window SHOULD be much clearer. On the other hand, parents need to understand any technology they provide for their young children, even if does mean extra work. On the other-other hand, in app purchases are vile and I've been really surprised…

I am disproportionately passionate about this, but never, ever, EVER rely on Victoria's Secret for bra sizing. Most stores will prioritize getting you into one of their bras, not the right bra. With even moderately sized breasts, being in the wrong size is miserable. And VS reps will often stick you in a larger band…

No shit.

It just seems like a terrible place for an implant, logistically speaking. The butt is under very different stresses as compared to boobs. How does that even work, long term??

And then if you (general you) decide to try and pick low-fat options thinking they'll help, the problem's only compounded by the added sugar used to improve the taste of those foods.

Did your mom work outside the home? (Also, I'm pretty sure there are no goats in the poor neighborhoods I drive by on my way home. Unless we're going with a euphemism for "old man", in which case I'm sure I could find a couple in my own neighborhood, too. Also, not exactly a lot of room for gardens.)

Seconded.

What about "there will always be something new for me to learn"?

Eh, "remote" means it's still possible, and I haven't found using an authenticator to be especially inconvenient. Google two factor can be a right pain, though- but worth it in my opinion. A bit of a tangent, but I'm impressed that Cryptic, by default, sends you a confirmation code that you have to provide the first…

How'd you get transphobia as the takeaway from that? It's a fairly long-standing critique of examples of media that put male characters in protective, functional gear, but put the women in chainmaille bikinis. The thought people are trying to communicate is "it's ridiculous that the men are going off to battle with…

This makes me glad I've avoided Steam for the most part- though GOG's winter sales got me a little.

I wouldn't normally be in favor of this sort of thing, but I would enthusiastically support legislation that set a maximum luminosity on headlights. Sure, I can adjust my rear view mirror, but I'm stuck with my side mirrors- and with bumpy roads and the way people tailgate in my area, I've lost count of the number of…

I have such mixed feelings about Syberia. By all accounts, I should have loved the game. And it is beautiful. But I can't stand Kate. Couldn't even make it through the game. (Not the only issue it had, in my opinion, but the most glaring.)

I love Android. I really do. And most of these aren't really Android itself. That said:

I always, always do this with presents for the kids these days- get all the patches and charging and whatnot out of the way. I'm not sure they even notice now, but I enjoy being able to set them loose on their new toys with minimal stress.