Your 10 year old is not a millennial. We’re like fucking 30 now dude.

The league makes money off it, and that’s all they care about anyway.

Really, it’s come to this?

I heard he even referred to the men as “guys”. What an asshole!

That seems like a legitimate thing to guarantee about someone you’ve never met and don’t know.

If you’re honestly associating anything the guys on Pardon My Take do with anything else that happens at Barstool, you’re clearly ignorant to the subject.

I know we will have to co-parent, regardless of the outcome, so we are both seeking counseling in order to work through issues to be better parents. I just don’t know what is right, or at least, what other people would do in a situation like this.

You won’t know if you’re right or not until you die. That goes for all of us.

This is the single worst take in the history of language.

You don’t need to shit in Albert’s coffee anymore. Fall is here, so it’s likely Pumpkin Spice flavored. The job is done already.

uh, he’s got a foot and a half of water in his house, pretty sure he’s worried about more than just his cars.

While you would rather be terrible in LA than terrible in Buffalo (sensible!), coolian2 is pointing out that being terrible in LA is ALSO superior to being good in Buffalo, because the terribleness of Buffalo is all-consuming.

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Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

2015/2016: Hollywood/Oscars so white!

I feel like you could have boiled this whole article down to:

This is a a capital “T” Take.

a girl who I wasn’t interested in asked for my number

Used to do this real dick move at the bars where if a girl who I wasn’t interested in asked for my number, I’d give her the number of a guy I knew and hated. Jimmy just gave out Gar Forman’s number

I want to go as Drew on chopped but I can’t find a store that sells a shirt even remotely as bad as that one