These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

I hope this works. If the NFL can reduce kickoff returns by 5-10% then football will be a safe sport.

I can answer this. I believe that Griffin is so broken down that he is no longer able to do the things that he could once do to cover up for his shortcomings.

I truly believe that no one has the slightest clue whether Griffin is good or not.

Let’s make one thing clear. With respect to Ad-Rock, Mike D, and MCA (may he rest in peace) – a trio that made a career off of being young and stupid longer than any of us were actually young and stupid – Paul’s Boutique ain’t showing up in the Top 10 of anything because of work done on the mic.

Sometimes i like to take acid and/or do cocaine at parties instead of drink. It results in fun times and makes the drunkness of everyone around you seem more entertaining than offputting.

He’s doing his job to the best of his ability.

Lawyers are “just the best” until you or your business needs one.

She demonstrated knowledge that what she was doing was wrong, would cause his family to hate her and for the police to come after her. Even in the presence of serious psychological issues which I would argue are not evident here, this ability to discern right from wrong prevents her from using the insanity defense.

+1 Greg. You write better than you sprint.

Off topic.

Don’t forget about Oscar’s Razor!

I couldn’t use this Getty shot of Whiteside stuffing the shit out of Green for the lead image because it isn’t horizontal, but it’s great:

That’s not capitalism, that’s corruption in the system. And frankly you should know the difference, because that kind of fail upwards trajectory is inherently tied to corruption not economic philosphies.

I was hardly a fan, but this Supreme Court decision is one of the most important things to ever happen involving video game culture and he wrote the majority opinion. It’s a minor part of his legacy, but given that this is a gaming-centric site, it seemed worth noting.

“...that’s the way this amateur sports league is set up. We’re supposed to be having fun, but all the money is in these basketballs that colleges play with. But it’s an amateur sport, we’re just here for fun. It’s not really that serious. So I guess any ball should be OK. [...] But in this amateur sport of college,…

Five children left behind. Fuck, man. FUCK. All because of what? Some woman was stupid enough to drive with her dog in her lap?

How about because the movie looks like it might be fun?

Here, me: I make the coaching motions with my noise mouth. The brain is where I live. I am crouched on the rim of the sun, observing humanity. I am the potato lotus, flowing. My beams are the beams of my teams, shining into their humanity from benches and boxes. Will I teach them the secrets of the trapezoid? I will…

Some of these bands are good, and some are bad, but this is definitely a list of bands. Good job!

It’s difficult to know where to begin with Stankonia, an album that’s now equally represented by people too old to think it deserves a spot on the list, people too young to know it exists, and people at an age where it’s unthinkably placed outside the top 10. The unapologetically experimental epic is the proto-Kanye…