Cut all contact. Dead. Ended. Never speak to them again.

Okay, this is bothering the hell out of me. She looks like a movie character in that outfit and I can’t place it. I was originally thinking Kelly McGillis in Top Gun, but that wasn’t it. Anyones help is appreciated!

Honey, don’t take it out on yourself. It was just a dose of reality coming home to roost. All halfway decent Republicans (in whom jinni doesn’t actually much believe) have tweeted out notes of dismay over current NMPOTUS. You would have known earlier.

I would purchase one of these for Michelle Obama, Laura Bush, Hillary Clinton, Barbara Bush a/o Rosalynn Carter. Trump wife #3 cannot hold a candle to any of these previous First Ladies in terms of class, style a/o empathy.

That’s the fake news. Can’t obstruct a nominee that hasn’t been nominated.

Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

Mortal will be along shortly with the big U.K. roundup, but here is a delicious appetiser.

DeVos, Carson, and Perry all have the charisma of your average tree stump.

I will point and laugh at Sarah Palin, who is politically irrelevant.

In the interim, I will point and laugh at Sarah Palin, who is politically irrelevant.

I always rolled my eyes at how Lindsay Lohan was the remake actress since Mean Girls was also accused of ripping off Heathers. So basically she acted in remakes of The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday and Heathers. But YES I love, love LOVE Freaky Friday with Jodie Foster, she was so awesome in the 70s. I love Candleshoe,…

A) I feel a bit old now. At 34, it never occurred to me that anyone would think the Lohan version was even worth watching, when the Mills version was basically the reason to be excited for a Disney Channel free preview weekend (back when Disney was a premium cable channel).

Some friends and I were talking about this movie and what’s hilarious to me now that I’m a mom is the idea that I would be OK with never seeing one of my children again for the rest of his/her life. “Like OK, let’s split them up. They’re twins so it’s like they’re the same person. You get this one and I’ll take that…

I think someone should taste-test these against Two-Buck Chuck and Thunderbird. You know, for science.

I might be missing something, but isn’t it reasonable to think that Mean Girls was the pinnacle of Lindsay Lohan’s film career?

Wait. There are people who actually think the 90s version is better?

Winter is Coming Rendering.