That’ll get him a ton of respect in the lineup!

My Apple Watch only needs to be charged every other day. Don’t get one because it’s simply a notification turd.

Meh. This trending word is way more interesting...

Not on a designer / teacher salary though...

Ho Lee Fuk.

He has to be. All 3 mouths are smiling.

That’s not how EMPs work.

Sex with your mother.

Dinging your boards out of the water are the worst dings of all.

Yeah. That site looks legit...

Yeah. That site looks legit...

My kids. We don’t have Ikea furniture in their rooms but we did have an incident where a dresser almost mashed my older son, I assumed he was climbing on it – now everything is bolted to wall. I’ll fix the holes when we move out...

It’s not just the UK – some property managers just can’t wait to bone you out of your deposit.

Hundreds of YouTube NFL crowd fight videos beg to differ!

Don't shoot!

I’ve been there. It’s sketch.

I’ve had mine for about 3 weeks. It’s now the 5th device that dings every time i get an email, text, etc. That is all.

I put mine on at 7am and place it back on the charger at midnight with more than 50%. Battery has not been an issue yet.

I actually want this in my car stereo. I hate having to press Play every time...

With visible herbs n spices?