I don’t think I’ll ever remember that the Chargers moved to LA. In a decade, I’ll see LAC on the ticker at the bottom of the screen and still think that the Clippers are playing the Broncos for some reason.

65% of Charger fans have at one point lived in Philip Rivers’ ballsack.

If the Chargers can’t put a decent football team around him, then damnit, Philip Rivers is gonna make one.

Trump doesn’t support discrimination so he won’t take up a bill because it would prevent conservatives from discriminating? That is some Olympic level mental gymnastics.

You zeroed in on the exact thing I saw-how does one vote with “integrity and independence” when ignoring one’s own constituents to vote in lockstep with national party leadership?

*Price is Right loser horn intensifies*

This. I’ll vote Warren in the primary, but for the general, I will follow the advice of a bumpersticker I saw a few days ago:

This. I really like Warren, but if Biden is the candidate, I vote for Biden. Nor will I be embarrassed about it. Trump is a threat to this country and this planet, and there’s nothing wrong with voting against the worst choice. I wish more people had understood that in the last election.

Me: It’s B, right? The answer is B. I win!

Which is more likely: that Trump is this brilliant genius who keeps creating all these different distractions to divert us from the thing he wants to do, or that Trump is a senile, sundowning idiot who keeps getting into these messes because he is easily distracted?

I can count to potato this many times. 

Because racism.

What kills me is that for decades every American President has come into office as the default “Leader of the Free World” because of the efforts of his predecessors.  That’s all gone now.

Every bully has hangers-on who live vicariously through his bullying. That’s it.

Have you met his base of morons, dimwits, racists, feebs and dipshits?

“Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit quaaludes.”

Look I know what I'm about to propose is extremely distasteful, but I think either Trudeau or Macron will have to take one for the team and start an affair with either/both of Ivanka and Melania and rub Trump's face in it publicly. Should trigger either a heart attack, some vile 25th amendment-inducing bullshit, or…

“I hereby order the markets to stop plummeting!”

So Rocky’s manager promised something that Rocky may not have actually agreed to. 45’s antics didn’t actually help Rocky get out of jail, because Sweden doesn’t have bail. Rocky was still convicted of assault.

“It’s not just a pair of leggings and a sports bra,” she said in a five-plus-minute launch video on the brand’s site.