His brand is really strong with convicted felons.
Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there buddy! Nobody’s suggesting actual on-field results should matter at all in sports. That would be insane!
When you invite your crush to a “party” at your house.
The cruelty is the point.
Trump will happily retweet anything that sounds even marginally complimentary. His narcissism is about as well-established as his orange-rind tint.
I’ve begun thinking I might just begin a Twitter account specifically to post “compliments” toward Trump that he’ll very quickly pick up and retweet, only to discover that…
“...something you don’t expect to see in an urban ballpark.” really? you’ve never seen a squirrel in a city? also, how do we know it’s the same squirrel? most squirrels look alike to me.
About time Booker got defensive
And he was still better than the garbage Plaschke manages to churn out.
Who knew that making shitty pillows would be profitable enough to keep an entire network afloat.
Confederate statues - “We need them! We need them as...uh...a constant reminder that slavery is bad! So we can learn from history or something!”
They don’t care about stopping them from obtaining guns, they only care about winning elections. And this is all about muddying the waters to win elections. If Republicans get blamed for all this violence, the voters will probably vote them out of office. But if Both Sides Are Bad, fence sitters might apathetically…
“Look at this fat guy over here, I bet he thinks golf is an exercise. I bet that fat son of a bitch eats nothing but fast food and sits on twitter all day cause he can’t get off the toilet. What a waste of humanity.”
Nothing is richer than Trump telling anyone to go get more exercise.
TRUMP 2020 - NO FAT CHICKS!
I think he’s trying to use state as in “state of being.”
This, it’s literally the one and only thing they care about. Not a single other thing in the universe matters to them.
It means the mental capacity of the President of the United States, which was never that high to begin with, is diminishing daily due to a combination of age, stress, and very possibly dementia. And, that in spite of this fact which is on clear display for the world to see, approximately 40% of voters will support him…
“If the voters are so sexist that they won’t vote for a woman to be president, they’re already voting for Trump.”
Aside from what is mentioned in the article, there’s also the unspoken reason why so few people would support him in his bid for the nomination: