I guess yesterday was the real debate and the only argument left to settle is whether Warren is Sanders’ VP, or Sanders is Warren’s VP. 

Sorry, this is a much more accurate comparison:

Feels like the media at large is letting that guy skate, right? Biden is their boner jam and I’m not one for kink shaming but they could do better. 

So what, did Biden agree to make Jake Tapper’s lunch for a year as long as they fix the drawing so he didn’t have debate Warren for a little while longer? Because all I just heard was this:

Warren and Bernie.  I want them both.

I think I understand why Elvis shot his TVs a lot. 

I guess they can’t afford not to, because the base demands their incitement.... And I guess they think that they have a chance with Independents, because of their little projection problem (“surely the majority of the country agrees with me”).

They’re like medium peaks now. This shit? Gets em to stiff peaks.

It’s also preaching to the choir.  The people who are hysterical about ILLEGALS ILLEGALS ILLEGALS! are already voting for Trump.

Note that all African Americans have Donald Trump’s personal cell phone number and they’ve been phoning and texting him enmasse to praise his truthful statements. No one in history has ever had so many positive responses!

I’m sure Republicans are so rattled they will vote against him.

Except for the fact Trump has proven remarkably inept at getting his agenda passed when it goes against the expressed wishes of the GOP hierarchy.

Some of my best friends are black and white photographs.

“Some people do. Some people are saying I saved a lot of lives that day. But I’m not going to let them call me a hero. The real heroes are the people who swept the dust out of Trump Tower. That stuff was everywhere. I wish I could have given them a raise, but...then what? Everyone would want a raise.”

Trump jokes with the first responders and their families that the stage may not hold all of them but that if it collapses they “are not falling very far”

Must take alot of willpower to be a first responder and not rush the stage to knock him the fuck out. 

It’s projection but it also brings the level of critique down to “I know you are but what am I” when it’s covered in the press. Whether Trump is doing it consciously or not, when he does this, he turns serious critiques with hard evidence into he said/she said spats.

Just a conman at work!

I agree with your first part, but not just-the-Trump voters. Allow me to disagree:

“How many times must this man verbally insult, abuse, and denigrate people of color, before white people get it?”