So they were cursed because they didn’t play on some ancient burial grounds?

You would be wrong, but you may have your moment of Internet triumph. 

Hey, that’s the one-seed vs a six-seed in the Tankathon rankings! High drama!

What crackhouse do you work in that you need a bathroom key?

“How much you wanna make a bet I can move this team over them mountains?” - Uncle Mark

FWIW, I’m optimistic about 2020 in electoral terms.

It’s only July 2019.

I absolutely love Le Batard, because he gets it. His show with Stugotz is stupid, irreverant, and not at all serious. Just like Sports. They understand that none of this stuff actually matters, and they give sports news all of the respect that it has earned, which is to say none at all. Instead they have fun, because…

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

Somehow I have a feeling the strongest expression of disapproval she’s ever shown is say “Oh daddy........you’re so silly!”

It’s not that we’re blaming her for her dad, it’s more that we hate her for being a vapid handbag salesperson who thanks to nepotism now represents our country on a worldwide stage.  Like she could’ve at any point said no thanks this is inappropriate. 

But without Spy Kids Tracker, I won’t know when the next Spy Kid’s movie comes out.

by noticing that her reaction to those racist actions has been not only unconditional submission, but attacking the members of her own party who actually tried to resist them.

Trump has always been racist. Pelosi’s actions allowed Trump to be more out and open with it. She opened the gate just a crack, and Trump stepped right on through.

oh, it is not Pelosi’s fault Trump is racist.

As I’ve said several times today, the president who has made unrepentant bigotry and white supremacy a cornerstone of his entire political career, has approval ratings in the low 40s. This is happening because this is who we are and who we have always been.

it rules so much that this news cycle kicked off when Nancy Pelosi told a bunch of freshmen congresswomen to sit down, shut up, and stop talking about concentration camps being bad. and Trump chimed in with a “hey, yeah, what she said.”

This reminds me of the time when John Lennon was asked if Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world and he responded that he wasn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles... that person was Zlatan.

To be fair, nothing is.

The fact that he gets over 40% is so fucked up.