I’m not a legal expert, but I’m like 99% sure he’ll end up being forced to coach a hocky team of ragtag misfits. From what I’ve seen in the movies it usually works out surprisingly well.

I’m gonna be honest: I clicked on this because I saw the word “Saskatoon” and it filled me with childish delight. It’s like a Dr. Seuss town. Saskatoon! Saskatoon!

I live in the south.

It needs to be backwards, so you can read it in your rear view mirror.

But does power really matter? I mean, 150 horsepower would be a shit ton in something like a Smart ForTwo (if you owned one, God forbid), but not a shit ton in something like a Cadillac Escalade (if you owned one, God forbid).

Supra being more special is highly dependent on which Corvette we’re talking about.

Unless you live in CA, in which case, you should probably buy the MK3 and turn the boost up?

The problem with the 3000GT VR4 is that it’s incredibly finnicky and unreliable. Also hard to work on.

I see your face on the hood, but who’s the other guy in the middle?

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

ERROR: Does not compute.

At a nearby truckstop, a One-Percenter is filing a stolen vehicles report.

Going to a track, Raphael being Raphael, he’ll sleep in the McLaren and track the RV

This is glorious. SUCK IT, Spyker!

I saw “autopsies” written and my brain wondered WTF does this have to do with Autospies?

I suspect this is Milton Bradley’s crude attempt at promoting their newset board game Clue: Redneck Edition.

Either meth or something tied into a sex act related to asphyxiation after they met on an online male sex board. Place your bets!

Why, the Panamera has a better ass than the 928 and the Bently just looks like ass.......well, ok, like a half used bar of soap, minus the random pubic hairs................................

This guy gets to reproduce and yet my window slowly closes.