No way. They’re evil hissing nightmare rodents with really sharp teeth.

Making Talladega Nights look like a documentary.

I don’t think that’s fair. I rather believe it’s just that the trashiest among us are too proud of it.

oh! Oh! Its like we’re living in the mid 1800's again and the new moneys are bickering with the old moneys!

I stand corrected. I await video of your upcoming 2002.

I’m pretty sure that a Hitler-wrapped 2002 with the kidney grille replaced with a moustache would offend me.

Hrm, for some reason the UK is green on your map? Last time I was there, I was driving in miles per hour, ordering pints of beer, buying half a pound of salt, measuring my weight in stone and pounds and buying quarts of milk. Tell me again where they use the metric system???

F that. Hopefully they’re as unreversible as possible. To deter the chances of a some well meaning relative or spouse forcing a sale.

People always say were nice here in the south so theirs some truth to it

I agree in general. I wouldn’t call it tailgating, but he was close. The two SUV thing was photoshop I think? I certainly didn’t see it in the video, only one SUV. So even though the simulated perspective looks to be correct, it’s no way definitive evidence that there was indeed 2 car lengths.

Or, you know, you could fuck off.

I remember doing about 90 once through Atlanta. I saw the cop shooting radar at me from the side of the freeway, but it would have been taking my life in my hands to try to slow down because I would have been the only driver slowing down. I’d have made myself an obstacle and possibly caused a horrible pile up at rush…

Same for Seattle, SF, Chicago, Boston, etc. Leaving more than a full car length open ahead of you is enthusiastically welcoming others to merge. Signaling just tips off others to your plan, and must be avoided lest they foil your movements.

This is some of the funniest shit I have ever read

3 car length? I slow the hell down til I can barely see him ahead of me, the last thing I need is to “accidentally” pass him and potentially increase the chances of me getting pulled over by 1000%. #asiandriverinmodifiedvehicle.

Because then you don’t have to keep hitting your brakes when someone is driving erratically? Side benefit of that is its safer for everyone behind you as well.

He was able to stop with several feet to spare in a situation where coming to a complete stop was entirely unexpected. That’s why it’s not tailgating.

Q: Why do the British drink warm beer?

Holy cow that is the longest comment I've ever seen on Jalopnik.

In the mid-70s, my dad had a Midget. He was 5'-6", so he fit fine. My mom’s 5'-8", so it’s a little tighter. He commuted with that thing, in Michigan, year round until he replaced it with a Lotus Europa in 75/76 - then they had to buy sensible cars when my brother and I showed up, like a VW Bug.