I’m sorry, did you say something? I haven’t gotten back to you because I’ve been busy on Twitter with your fellow Assadists calling Syrians terrorists and, for some reason, Jewish. They’re quite sure that Syrians cannot possibly write in fluent English, and need to be crushed under Assad’s heel, and that anyone who…

I remember Kurds being super-excited about Trump’s election because they sincerely thought Trump supported Kurdish statehood, and felt that Obama had failed them in that respect.

“If you were designing the person perfect for SNL, most of the components would look like Kenan,” Lorne Michaels told me in a phone interview earlier this year. ...

Even if it’s an Alibi cucumber? https://parkseed.com/alibi-cucumber-seeds/p/05111-PK-P1/

Let’s call the whole thing off.

Shut up, dummy.

Shut up, dummy.

Sorry, but I buy all my drugs at the International Local Drug House of Pancakes.

I hear good things about THE LOCAL DRUG HOUSE. It’s worth the trip. 

I wonder whether the six--so far--people who’ve starred his post actually agree with it or are just going along with whatever the joke is.

The tomato almost got me.

I assume—and hope--this is a joke. But one never knows online.

Shhhh, I’m too busy laughing at today’s news to put up with your nonsense right now:

I’m talking about how you show up on every article where Syria comes up, no matter the original context or how obscure the article and barely ever comment otherwise. Do you lurk on every GMG article, waiting for someone to bring it up?

Piss on Assad.

If you say things publicly, other people can see it. This shouldn’t shock you.

Gawker was worse, believe it or not. Nothing, though, is as bad as Twitter. If you want to see dumb “woke” Brooklynites who can’t find Syria on a map preaching about Syria to actual fucking Syrians, Twitter’s the place to be.

Racist horseshit. Anyone who wonders whether there’s anything to the horseshoe theory in politics need only look at how the Western left and right have united in the War on Terror and Islamophobic slander of Syrian rescue workers. 

As always, you aren’t paying attention to Syria. See this morning’s mass “لا بديل عن إسقاط النظام” demonstrations: ‘No alternative to toppling the regime.’ Yes, it’s ultimately because of Bashar’s violence and decades of his mafia family’s oppression.

I didn’t vote Trump *or* Clinton, because I only vote for progressives.