Not really. I’ve known enough Iranians to know it’s not really up to them and their hearts aren’t exactly in it when they do it. It’s not their fault their government is evil. The protests in Iran are signs of hope. May the mullahs be the next to hang from cranes.

Could be worse. At least gay people aren’t hanged to death from cranes in the US as they are in Iran.

Well.

Okay, let’s be honest, that’s not quite the same thing.

“We have finally defeated Mr. Crosby, whose war on Christmas is over now that he’s going to prison for drugging all those women.”—Trump, probably

His head has real hair for those who see.

Morons have been whining about a war on Christmas—though that actual phrase is relatively new—for a century now, is the funny thing. When people first started moaning about phrases like “happy holidays,” they didn’t blame Obama, they blamed the Jews. People like Henry Ford thought not yelling “Merry Christmas” at…

That was a good story. Seagal was right.

The effort was lead by a Republican from Indiana, Rep. Luke Messer, who is already claiming that Trump has brought peace to Asia, despite having launched two missile attacks on Syria.

The effort was lead by a Republican from Indiana, Rep. Luke Messer, who is already claiming that Trump has brought peace to Asia, despite having launched two missile attacks on Syria.

I, uh... I don’t think he said any of that.

It’s okay, Trump and Kanye don’t want a third guy in the group.

I hope that when he’s not playing courtroom word games, Roberts realizes that it’s in the refugee-hating GOP’s best interests to hope for the overthrow of Assad, the creator of the Syrian refugee crisis and the reason most refugees can’t return to Syria as long as he’s in power.

Deer balak! (be careful!), calling it the Persian Gulf will get you in trouble in Arab countries. Well, not serious trouble. But people prefer the Arabian Gulf.

That’s the emir of Kuwait.

Did you question Rabbi Jewy McJewJew?

Thanks a lot for the kind words, seriously. I just might try getting myself unbanned....

Justice Roberts later pressed Katyal on whether Trump’s anti-Muslim statements would theoretically prevent him from launching an attack on Syria.

Semantics. When we send the CIA to give you weapons and help you, I think that makes for an alliance.

Thanks. I’m still around, but mostly just here every couple of days or so. I tried commenting on Jezebel recently for the first time in months (since getting chased off for supposedly being a troll), only to discover that I’m evidently banned there now. Oh, well. I regret nothing!