Seeing leftists on Twitter piss their pants over the fact that Bana Alabed was there and that Last Men in Aleppo was nominated was as every bit as predictable as this was.

Icarus, about Russian malfeasance and an Olympic doping scandal, wins Best Documentary Feature.

Let’s all root for Last Men in Aleppo, please:

Well, since those neighboring countries very much need that protection, it is pretty nice, actually. Though it would be cool if Trump could stop scaring the shit out of the Baltic countries by hinting that the US will in fact now not protect them against Russian aggression if push comes to shove.

How do most people say Wensday (Wednesday)?

How about Latinamericanx?

Those bases are there to keep Russia from gobbling up its neighbors again, but never mind that, I guess. 

There’s a Kremlin-addled simpleton commenting on this story, too, calling anyone who doesn’t kneel before Vlad a “jingoistic moron.”

No, no, no. This is how to make a pun with English and Arabic:

No, no, no. This is how to make a pun with English and Arabic:

I call the Sunni extremist, excuse me, where are my manners - “Salafist” - murderers the Sham because it’s funnier that way.

I call the Sunni extremist, excuse me, where are my manners - “Salafist” - murderers the Sham because it’s funnier that way.

Russian President Vladimir Putin testing out something he characterized as “invincible” nuclear weapons.

I’ve always thought he has the look of a man who was just slapped in the head with a fish. Slightly hurt but more confused than anything else.

I’ve always thought he has the look of a man who was just slapped in the head with a fish. Slightly hurt but more confused than anything else.

I told one on Twitter last night that his kind are like Trump cultists in their total unthinking devotion to their idols. His response was to tell me I’m stupid for thinking he approves of Trump. These really, truly aren’t bright people.

Quite amazing how mad some people around here get if you dare to criticize the goddamn Kremlin.

She couldn’t say anything about Russian war crimes in Syria because of other people’s crimes elsewhere?

She couldn’t say anything about Russian war crimes in Syria because of other people’s crimes elsewhere?

I don’t remember saying anything about Hillary. Kind of weird that your go-to response when someone says something bad about Jill Stein is the same as a Trump supporter’s response to criticism of Trump: you can’t defend your idol, so just yell BUT HER EMAILS!!!