Maybe he was hoping for this:

It’s whichever group you’re angrier at while writing a blog post.

The rule is to tack on an S except in the case of some ancient-ass names like Socrates and Jesus. That’s what Strunk and White say, if I recall correctly, and who are we to argue?

The Russians then went back to blowing Syrian homes to pieces.

Thank God I’m a Red Roof Inn kinda guy. They don’t support such shenanigans.

Surprise Dick would be a pretty good band name, though.

Thanks for the double post, kinja.

Just a joke about their dialect of Arabic, not the way they speak English.

Just a joke about their dialect of Arabic, not the way they speak English.

Iraqis might talk kind of funny but they do know how to cook.

There are tens of thousands of police dogs in America. While the OP’s claim of 8 is obviously 8 too many to be okay with losing to something as awful as being left in a car without ventilation, it’s also not even remotely a way to judge American law enforcement. This is like pointing to children who die the same way…

No, it actually is something they do. “Alt-right” shitlords happily talk about it online. It got started as a White Power thing because the three upraised fingers look like a W, and the thumb, index finger, and hand kind of make a P if you’re weird enough to want to turn hand gestures into racist shit. The gesture is…

Word to the wise: Hot Take is a hopeless Russia Today zombie.

NFZ = NUCLEAR WAR!!!11!

NFZ = NUCLEAR WAR!!!11!

It’s just as likely Clinton would’ve had us on the brink of nuclear war with Russia based on her insistence on keeping a No Fly Zone in Syria.

Double post. You got me again, kinja.