I can’t wait for the next one.

Go somewhere else, then.

Dumb as shit to start with + sundowning + jetlag = enjoy tonight while you can because we’re all gonna be vaporized by nukes by dawn

But Trump is the best president ever! Oh, wait:

I remember when the first reports of their enslavement of Yazidi girls came out. All the Daesh supporters on social media were adamant that these stories were false, just a smear campaign against their holy heroes. There’s no way ISIS would do something that depraved, they assured us. It would be un-Islamic! How dare…

No, they’d be pretty cool with that. Selling girls to one another as sex slaves is one of Daesh’s favorite things.

You just enraged the entire Middle East, Hamilton.

THIS IS A MUSICAL

THIS IS A MUSICAL

I can’t wait for the Trump cult to spend money on these toys so they can destroy them on video. Giving Mattel money will really teach them a lesson. Conservatives will spend however much they have to to put Sharia Я Us out of business, dammit!

Republicans: THE MUSLIM WORLD IS SICK BECAUSE THEY HAVE CHILD BRIDES

I just saw someone on Twitter saying Alabama needs to elect Roy Moore because he will protect them from terrorists.

This follows news this week that Syria would join the Paris climate agreement, making the U.S. the only country to reject it after the Trump administration pulled out of the deal in early June.

You might be heartened to know there are white conservative men who absolutely do not agree, such as this one:

You probably won’t be shocked to learn that Trumpanzees are bringing up the pizza nonsense to defend Moore’s kiddy-diddling. Because who cares what he did to a handful of young girls when it’s indisputable fact that the Democrats are selling child sex slaves in a pizza joint!!!!1!!1!!!fart!!derp!

They’re running the guy who got two old Klansmen locked up for this atrocity. So basically:

That upraised finger is the sign of tawheed. OMG HE’S IN ISIS.

Hannity could avoid situations like this if instead of running his mouth on TV every day he just stayed home eating endless bowls of shit till he dies.

r/iamverysmart/

Is there any reason all my comments here seem to have disappeared? I don’t know whether it’s a kinja issue or what....