Watching the GOP try to turn MS-13 into the bogeyman du jour is fascinating. As well as depressing, since they will probably succeed in using this ginned-up fear to their advantage. People who’d never heard of MS-13 till they saw GOP campaign ads railing against sanctuary cities will suddenly consider themselves to be…

All birds are good. They have pure hearts.

It only gets worse:

They won’t eat as many pigeons if we arm the pigeons.

I think I get what you’re saying:

Santa Claus is white

WESTERN LEFTISTS ARE FASCIST GARBAGE.

(Please note that when I said “Even here on Jezebel I have lefties who call me a headchopper and shit like that when I talk about Syria,” one of the very assholes I had in mind was this fascist lefty moron RedViolet, who I see has also responded to you to defend her support of goddamn years of the wholesale murder of…

You support a fascist who slaughters our babies. Fuck off and die.

Truly, we just lost a great American songwriter, as well as another great King of the Hill character:

Well, shit.

Tell me about it. But I’ve been putting up with this shit for years. Syrians truly expected the Western left to support the uprising against Assad, but, well, as Yassin al-Haj Saleh* put it a couple of years ago:

Perhaps her father gave it to her, and now she never wants that pearl necklace to go. She wants it to remain there forever, glistening in the light, white and pure, a constant reminder of her daddy’s sweet love. Oh! if only there were more of it, that it may droop down to her bosom, which heaves with joy, ever…

Who are these Left Extremists? Who is funding them?

Inescapable Christmas song: Grandma got run over by a reindeer...

Masshole James is going to get you for stealing his shtick.

It’s the Fyre Festival of courtroom outfits.

The motive does not matter.

Not to defend Fox “News,” but 1) she’s Asian, not black, and 2) she was identified before he was—the police were searching for her, so her name and photos were made public. The killer himself was already dead but not yet named.

Nope, ISIS only claims attacks they have links to. I know this meme is something that progressives cling to but they never make this stuff up.