For maybe a few bucks more you could give the excellent Elmer T. Lee a shot:

There’s one line where she said, it was like any other faith, you see certain things that horrify you and you just tell yourself that you know deep in your heart that they’re right and you say the facts don’t matter.

I’m sorry to learn that you only have $12.

Or you could watch both movies. You don’t have to pick just one.

Or you could watch both movies. You don’t have to pick just one.

Or you could watch both movies. You don’t have to pick just one.

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Mostly the worst, though, because the president of the United States of America was a motherfucking piece of shit.

I think he was probably pretty average for a 30 year old muslim living in liberal western democracy.

And used “I” in place of “me.”

You sure stuck it to that 72-year-old woman.

AR-15s are indeed great fishing weapons. Tears them fuckin’ crappies up like you wouldn’t believe.

my brother can instal a toilet, put out a forest fire, and replace the water pipe going to the city sewer system (he’s a dentist)

Aren’t copperheads some of the more deadly venomous vipers that we have here in the US?

I’m surprised to see Rowling misusing “whom.”

And a Muslim would no more say “Fuck Jesus” than she’d say “Fuck Abraham” or “Fuck Moses” or “Fuck Muhammad,” regardless.

other Syrians

Kill all Dawa’ish.

“Let’s get this day STARTED. Today’s the day I become a meme.”

Well, there’s far greater popular resistance to Trump in the US than there is to Hizbushaytan Hizbullah in Lebanon, so I’d say it’s not really the same.