“Blonde” was the new Ween album I’ve been waiting for. Very brown.

So many Atlanta articles! Yay!

I read Probablydiesinthegraysanyway’s comment as:

I know we’re all post-truth these days or whatever, but that’s not true.

I’ve lived all over the country and I travel a decent amount. I went to school at UGA and am originally from Metro Atlanta.

Here are my celeb stories:

“Angry.”

I’d say great teen.

I thought the accepted pun was Colon Crapperdick.

So, when there’s a really bad collision they’re going to cart the player through there as well?

Guys, they have cheat sheet over at CBS:

Is this how you flirt at Gawker or something?

Ball don’t lie.

Time to take him out backbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackback

where dem pokemon go highlights?

How many people do you think you’ve seen in your life? Like, in person, with your own eyes? I imagine I’ve probably seen 5 million or so. Sporting events are a big part of that, but so is traveling.

Nebraska winning the 1994 national championship. My former farmboy dad was very excited. I remember vividly a voicemail (just called a message at the time) he left on one of my uncle’s answering machine: “Hey who are the national champions?!? That’s right!! The Nebraska Cornhuskers BAY-BEE!!”

Probably deservedly so, though! The woman in this story assaulted poor Dan Skuta first by friend-zoning him (emotional assault imo), so he was acting more out of self-defense than anything.

Wait, he’s a jock Chad, not a nice guy!

Seriously, and don’t even get me started on red privilege!