Tobias has been saving his smoked meat since forever. Starting to smell a little fünke.

“Yeah, I had one of those too.” - David Blatt

“Owned”? Surely, you jest. This company saw an opportunity to grab some social media attention by trying to capitalize on the popular trend of dogging Trump (or cracking wise about all things political at our current juncture.) The problem here is that Ivanka simply ordered a piece of jewelry, as opposed to her father…