The heat must be on. I bet Dershowitz fears accountability for his actions now that Maxwell has been convicted.

I just want to punch Aaron Rodgers every time he opens his smug mouth to spew covid disinformation.

I’m so sick of these reich wing crybabies. They don’t even like themselves. That’s how hateful and miserable they get. If you can’t handle the idea of someone that’s not like you EXISTING, then it’s YOUR problem not theirs.

I just see Olive Garden as obsolete when it’s cheaper to buy the ingredients and prepare them at home. Pasta is not something I see myself buying at a restaurant. 

What I would give to have Tyson knock him out of the sport for good. Problem is, boxing is...boxing.

They’re only saying that he caused his own death because he’s BLACK and they’re all a bunch of racist fucking pigs.

It’s like they’re scared to literally say it so they gotta have a code. Uhh guys, no one literally KNOWS WHO THE FUCK BRANDON IS! Just say “Fuck Joe Biden” and be done with it.

DeSantis makes Gen-Xers look like boomers.

I want the SCOTUS to be afraid of the American people, not the other way around.

I say, throw out all of the conservative justices and start from scratch.

If they take enough trash from California and Texas, maybe the Democrats will have a chance. Eventually. Some day. Hell freezing over?

I spoke to someone who swears up and down that Kim Potter made “an innocent mistake.” However, when asked about their view on Kyle Rittenhouse, they think that he should have gone to jail. The 3 men who murdered Ahmaud Arbery? Deserve jail time.

But, but, when it comes to Kim Potter? Is it because of her gender? Is it…

I see all this complaining and yet, still here. I’ve never understand people who would waste their time openly-criticizing Jalopnik instead of, you know, looking for a car blog that fits their views or writing one themselves.

“American Auto” is not “Arrested Development” though. 

That’s just YOUR opinion.

Not a fan of large foldable slices (or Papa Johns) but I had hope that Shaq could turn it around PR-wise. 

I’m not a fan of Elon either. I just want Tesla to get better and continue to push battery technology. I’m really more of a fan of electric vehicles in general.

Elon Musk isn’t American so of course, he doesn’t understand U.S regulations. Or maybe he does but willfully pretends otherwise. Either way, the Cybertruck looks like trash compared to the Rivian.

If they did press criminal charges, he could end up as a low-level sex offender because of exposing himself. Maybe not in Texas.

It’s called “let ‘em secede and then forcefully annex anyway.”