Facts which seem to be mysteriously missing from this article.

Important facts:

Smollett agreed to do community service and forfeit his $100,000 bond.

Are you ever gonna admit your role in this or no? Not just this web site, but you specifically William.

Is it just me, or is basically every sentence of this piece excruciating to read?

Out of curiosity, was it creepy when Rhianna and Minaj were giving a random audience members lap dances on stage?

Knowing his sense of humor, I can see Kristen Schaal filling in.

I really enjoyed the last time you webbed me

“Kevin made me quite horny this morning” is the best line Holt has ever said bar none

Look Spidey you know I love you, and I really enjoyed the last time you webbed me. However nah can’t tolerate this oversight.

So they did a time jump about 6 to 7 months ahead and everyone is just cool that Jasper is apparently still living in the wilderness by himself minus an occasional care package from Melissa? Yeah...Todd isn’t cut out to raise kids (or any of them for that matter)

Where’s Jasper? Are the writers really so lazy/devoid of imagination that they can’t flesh that character out and give him a better story line?

Whoa, try not to cut yourself on that edge, brah.

A shower AND a grower

Thanks for making the obligatory shoe-horning of Trump/politics in to a topic that had literally nothing to do with it. Easy way to get un-greyed in the Univision world, you hack.

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