Without having to carry the load, as just an unstoppable goalline menace, there wouldn’t be enough ball for everyone.  Brady might throw for 100 touchdowns.

Yes.

You’re right - the fearsome defenses of the Jets and ‘Fins (x4) will definitely keep this team to 10 points or less.../sarcasm meter buried/

The Patriots won’t need to trade for Melvin Gordon, the Chargers will fumble him away, when everything hangs in the balance.

Hell get Megatron to un-retire too!

That’s Super Bowl MVP Julian Edelman to you.

Just wait till they trade for Melvin gordon

To be fair, from the responses I’ve seen from almost all those blogs, they made the comment of AB going to NE as a joke and are now legitimately dealing with that reality.

Gronk should wait until the week 10 bye. Get healthy as a horse and have fresh legs/back for the playoffs.

They’ll be fine. NE will add a voidable year to Brown’s deal, making his cap hit around $5 million.

Pats winning percentage against rest-of-league is BETTER than within their division, FYI

Threatening?

And Gronk coming out of retirement now that training camp is over with in three, two, one, ...

Strawman argument. Per your original post, they would Feast in every division.

Pats have easiest strength of schedule this year... They Will Feast. 

Jesus Christ, forgot him. How did the NE manage to pull this off? And that was a rhetorical question as even as a Pats fan I’m not completely ignoring the possibility of a satanic deal there.

Demariyus Thomas too

I legit don’t know what the hell just happened. I mean how? Although imagining Rothenberger’s reaction to this does bring me a surprising amount of warmth.

I can’t believe a sports league exists where there are basically 20+ incompetently-run franchises and 1 that feasts on them all.

BRB, going through every article written about AB over the last two months and faving all the Steelers fans’ smug comments.