Did you not see the pictures of the boat?

While you make interesting points, one thing to remember first and foremost is that KD is a bitch.

Can never get enough Jacksonville Lady quotes. Never

Coach, how often do you thank your predecessors for costing Notre Dame so much in severance pay that it discourages the school from firing you too?

1) I am not a reporter

Wait until the playoffs. He’ll shit the bed then.

first you gotta fight her husband

Everyone knows married women don’t do that

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

“Wait. Are you insinuating that running the ball with the lead toward the end of the game is how to win against the pats?”

In a way, that makes Marky Mark the MOST “Patriot Fan” of all Patriot Fans.

Maybe sleep this one off.

More like Apple *DON’T* watch, am I right?!?

Fucking hell there’s an Apple Watch joke here that I’m far too high to make.

well the guy on 2nd couldn’t see around CC to steal the signs.

I’m just glad the Red Sox defense didn’t do that unfair play where they record two outs on one play. That would have sent Sabathia through the roof of the dugout. Well, halfway through, but you know.

I’ll bet if Nunez laid down a bag of candy-coated chocolate chips, Sabathia would have no problem picking it up.

The knee bone’s connected to the beer gut.

In 1912 Teddy delivered a 90-minute speech after being shot in the chest, so he was obviously orders of magnitude tougher than most pols. ....however, Lincoln was apparently “uncommonly strong” and sometimes busted out impressive feats of strength in public...that and of course he actively hunted vampires, so Teddy’s…

Lincoln was known as a bit of a freak of nature, able to hide in building rafters and snatch people.