Sheriff Stone? Is that you?

“ . . .The Jake Paulers [Paul’s fans] are the strongest army out there . . .”

The Jaguars are letting it be known that they’re done playing by the rules. It’s time for them to steal the show.

Brett Favre is now very eager to become a GM.

If only she had slipped him her phone number so that she could then release his inappropriate texts to shame him for hitting on a transgender woman. That would have REALLY blown shit up!!!

He has TV show in it’s 7th season and is worth about $20 million, pretty sure he could definitely use it less than you.

Excuse me, but Will Smith begs to differ.

Pffff. White people are not allowed to do shit. We are eternally guilty for the sins of our people and that has precluded us from even enjoying our own culture and just fucking god forbid we celebrate another. End of the fucking world.

Ugh. Folks should just stick to the shit they really know.

IKEA is going to make a bundle selling you two-legged tables.

She’ll get back to you. Isha is currently penning a piece on how I problematically cut off a POC in traffic last week.

You aren’t allowed to like hip-hop if you are white. Didn’t you know that?

You’re already kneeling down, Kaep. Why can’t you be electrocuting or drowning a dog while you’re down there? Huh? Think.

Well Jill Stein is an anti-vaxxer and Gary Johnson Aleppo’d his way out of it so yes, they did lose their turn

Kaepernick’s burn was so brutal that Vick is saving it to use on uncooperative dogs.

Everyone knows that the short haired ones do better in competitions.

Because the Greens nominated someone on the “who killed Tupac?” platform.

Are the Greens still running on finding Tupac’s killer?

I bet you’re fun at parties.

It does require that the Garden be available at least three times a year for charity events.