So no one is going to say anything about the guy who bought the kids seat and still sat there? I mean common decency would have had the guy give the seat to a child, but apparently he didn’t do that.

What’s not so well know is that Love had worked with four other Bamba’s before this. This was Bamba No. 5.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

Just called him. Jimmy doesn’t have a working refrigerator.

This is nothing. I’ve seen college girls catch trouser trout with their mouth.

If they just weren’t so frigging ugly...

Please explain what a bat and glove are.

That engine noise sounds like a great feature, until you realize that it will be obscured in its entirety by the sound of your screaming children who can’t listen to Radio Disney on Sirius/XM, or watch Frozen and Moana on repeat 163 times, because you have a 10 year old infotainment system without satellite radio,…

I get why it’s a rule, but it’s always seemed wholly bizarre from a practical standpoint: It would be like if you were, I don’t know, James Harden, and you started shooting three pointers and leaping into people and they called a foul on the OTHER person...

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

You know he made it to the 2012 Finals, right?

The best guy ever at having babies is still only about the 4-billionth best baby-haver right now. Analogies.

“For me, men’s tennis and women’s tennis are completely, almost, two separate sports...If I were to play Andy Murray, I would lose 6-0, 6-0 in five to six minutes, maybe 10 minutes. No, it’s true. It’s a completely different sport. The men are a lot faster and they serve harder, they hit harder, it’s just a different…

It’s called the “Vincent Foster”.

I suffer from episodic cluster headaches. These started for me thirty-five years ago at the age of fourteen. There is no “cause.” There is no “cure.” It is one of the most excruciatingly painful conditions known to man. Google it. Watch some videos, if you have the stomach for it. The bottom line is that the…

After getting beat like that, I bet the Thunder wouldn’t be surprised if Oladipo leaves to join that kid’s AAU team.

C’mon man, show Isaiah Thomas some respect.

Rolling chair races across the 4th deck in #2 Main Machinery Room! 2 Plant Reactor Electrical Div knew how to live it up back in the day.

Yeah look at the d-hole in the white truck, parking upside down like a jackass!

“My wife isn’t a bad driver, but also she isn’t the best at checking her blind spot, so it could have been her fault.”