It’s almost as if THAT was the point of my joke.

My son is autistic. Thank you for everything you do.

It’s all Murray’s fault I’ve heard

Tonsil Hockey at that

Forsberg for Erat/Latta. WORST.TRADE.EVER.

HILLARY DID POMPEII I SAW IT ON BREITBART

He earned his stripes at the Battle of the Golden Corral Sea.

Furthermore stating

Charges or no, Waddell is still a goddamn American hero.

It’s. A. Fucking. Catfish.

Counterpoint... She probably puts out...

Look, sometimes a man wants a chicken-fried steak with white pepper gravy and mashed potatoes. Not a lot of places outside of Granny’s kitchen will do that.

I don’t argue with Bronsexuals...it’s pointless.

Oh great. The Patriots of the NHL are in the finals again. Gag.

Dominik Hasek won six Vezinas.

Interesting, to NBA players in the early 90's Magic Johnson was himself untouchable.

He could have had a million dollar book deal if he had dated Caitlyn Jenner.

Three guests check into a hotel room. The clerk says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the clerk realizes the bill should only be $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests…

I once fed a raccoon a pop tart while sitting at a bus stop. The dude just took pieces of it from my hand. That was a chill ass raccoon.