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KeepJerseyDirty
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Fuck, I think I have seen this ass hole on the road, not all that long ago a piece of shit little honda that looked exactly like this and sounded like a broken lawn mower cut me off rather then wait and get in behind me. Of course every single EG in my city has been turned into a ricer piece of shit and is driven by

Yep. Just remember, this time it was not Florida.

And the maddening part is shopping cart jockeys like this guy romanticize this.

Subaru Outback. I’m in the market. A recent model Outback with less than 20,000 miles is like $2,000 less than a brand new one. When you factor in the interest rate difference, it's basically a wash.

Go in with a ski mask and a bloody baseball bat. Instant savings.

Hey, if you guys want to prank me with a Mclaren 570GT, I’m just a few hours away in VT!

Yes, how *is* it possible that people seem to throw all their car-shopping pickiness and concerns out the window for something that seems trendy yet has widespread quality issues affecting basic door functionality?

As an NJ resident since 1998, I agree, but will tell you just roll with the criticism. The shore is crowded enough already with all of these people not wanting to venture here. Imagine how crowded it will be if they ever realize they are wrong.

Really enjoyed this, great writing as per usual!

Actually French train service is pretty damn good. Far more timely than Amtrak.

And it’ll still arrive before the 12:03 Acela to Boston…

I don’t understand how people up north can fishtail so badly.

Let’s just call this incident “snap underskill”

In all the crash videos I’ve watched, it seems the consistent mistake these people make is flooring their RWD car while turning. The Audi did the “right” thing by completing the turn THEN accelerating.

I made a graviton diode once. When I let it loose it zipped away from the Earth. Based on it’s mass, it was approaching .8c sometime last year on its way out of the galaxy. Not going to build another one. Too hard to hang on to.

Hatchback that does it all. Done.

There was a saying we had in AX: Not giving a shit about your tires is worth about a second; not giving a shit about your car is probably worth two.

Beaters for the win.

You take that back right now. My chocolate and black labs are crazy as hell and I love them more than almost all humans.