Exactly! The Impreza is a car that has built its reputation solely on being an attractive car.

It’s a real shame that they aren’t the rolling Masterpieces they used to be.

It’s not like the Impreza was ever a good looking car. I’d put this one a half step ahead of the 08 car.

I am training flocks of starlings to do my bidding

It’s an abomination. It’ll sell for sure.

Drop it 3 inches and it would look pretty awesome. As it is, no, just no.

With every Subaru reveal, there’s only one question: is the ugly too bad to live with, or is it the ugly you can ignore?

Welcome to the infantry.

I LIVE IN GRAN TURISMO IT IS BEST

MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES DEMAND AFFIRMATION

NO! WRONG! YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT’S NOT EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE OLD ONE RARGH RARGH RARGH!

Something about the interior of that car looks dated. The whole interior looks slightly dated but i love everything else about the car. Good review!

Every Japanese car I’ve had has lasted 10 years or more with just regular maintenance.

Millennials and Jalops are not mutually exclusive, and plenty of people who fit both descriptions lust after cars that are older than their parents and aren’t even compatible with car phones.

Who whoa WHOA. Did the owner of an exotic Pagani just make a very sensible and calm statement regarding his accident?!?! No rage?!

Quality? This is Maserati we’re talking about. Quality has never been their specialty.

It looks like Buick Enclave.

Should make the drug testing an interesting process. “Oh, I see you’re taking 4 kinds of antibiotics”

Bet they test the free hookers for viruses...