Yeah, I kinda felt bad for Eric for being bullied by his father. I think he started out with his heart in the right place with the charity event. But then he decided to call me and virtually everyone I love an unperson. So fuck him.

Try and flatter them. Tell them that if someone gave them a million dollars to build a business they would ABSOLUTELY do better than Trump. Because it's probably true.

That was my yearbook quote.

Amen.

"What's this? I'm being charged with a *crime*?"

Say what you will about that guy, but he has impeccable comedic timing. Unintentional, I'm sure, but he couldn't have timed that "Says who?" better. https://youtu.be/m-Z9lTUu3e8

Between that and the Barbara Kruger visual gag from last season…you can tell the writers know their art.

"It's sounds like somebody the "Mallard Fillmore" guy would name his comic after!

I forgot to write a joke.

She really does.

She's cool with it. Or her social media person is.

Yeah. Oliver Stone made him supervillain/interesting evil when he was just asshole evil.

That would be legally….problematic to uncover, would it not?

Never got Ronnie either. Even young Ronnie. Too damn smug looking.

Attractiveness is subjective, but beauty can be objective and, some people (not me) would argue it is measurable (facial symmetry and that golden ratio crap.) If I saw him on the street and I didn't know anything about him I wouldn't recoil in disgust, and I would be surprised if anyone else did either.

Also check out young Rutherford B. Hayes. I'll stop now. http://madeleinerosen.weebl…

Agreed. And I suppose W. He is objectively handsome if you don't know anything about him.

I've spent HOURS on that site. It's hilarious.

Even more off-putting: some of his teeth might have came from the mouths of slaves. They sold their teeth for extra cash.
Oh and ivory. There was some ivory in his dentures too. Those were some evil ass dentures.
http://www.mountvernon.org/…

I would put Pierce or Obama at #1. Although Pierce was a fucking idiot so I guess Obama.