It should be noted that Norton made a cheap fucking joke about these people killing themselves. I don't think he's genuinely heartbroken. He used their deaths to score a point. She should be called out, but not by this guy.

Eh. The American Pastoral movie will be out this fall. Just see that.

I guess I'm glad it's bad because Woody Allen + Elaine May in a show reminiscent of Take the Money and Run and Don't Drink the Water? On paper it sounds really hard to resist. And I was planning to resist it because of reasons.

True. Plue they are Jack Handey sketches. Plus the sponsors (Gas Plus! Actually gives you gas!) are always nuts and definitely don't really follow a template. Except they're for insane products.

I think being enslaved is incentive enough. No embellishment needed.

Love the book but I can't stand either of them. This sucks.

Well there is the opening to the cabinet meeting….

Although I like the idea of the secret service retroactively trying to protect Lincoln.

Did they add a narrator? I stopped watching around season 20 or so, but I only remember a narrator in a few episodes (Homer vs. The 18 Amendment, Grift of the Magi, and Das Bus.) and that isn't enough to account for all the dialogue. Are they counting the fortune teller and the casino manger in the flashback eps? …

See, that's what I thought at first and…hey!

No. Google is slightly more evil.

When AP reported that Michael Jackson died they cited TMZ as their source. That was good enough for them. That's how bad things are. Isn't the whole point of AP is that they can get someone on the scene, anywhere, right away?

I'm still stuck on the detail of Pitt trying to drive off the tarmac in a fuel truck after the plane landed. Words fail….

Don't they have to go to school with the kids that are bullying them on social media? Isn't that part of the problem?

That's great to hear.

Seriously? When I went to film school I was one of the few women. It was mostly white males. I thought it was pretty much like that across the country. Has film school changed that much? Or are they all just talking shit about themselves?

Heh. I'm just hoping that 20,000 painting turns up. I really think that'll put a button on the story. He stole 20,000 from his charity for a six foot tall painting done by this guy: http://www.michaelisrael.com It has to be hideous and at the very least the media will talk more about the story, if only for the…

No. It was the Cosmo interview of Ivanka where she stormed off.

David Fahrenthold over at the Washington Post is finding incredible stuff about the Trump Foundation. Stuff that would have finished any normal candidate. https://www.washingtonpost….

I kinda agreed. What kind of rich man steals $20,000 from his own charity to pay for a painting of himself?