For me it’s long-haul solo road trips. I’ve done more than my share, and it’s so much easier when you get to belt Whitney and hear Delilah.
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Maybe the phone has a Lyme Journey app.
That fridge was my favorite friend if the housewives.
I didn’t fuck with Delilah until I moved to NYC and now I fully associate her with late-night fruit and vegetable shopping and I’m so into it. Everyone should know the surreal pleasure of browsing battered tomatoes at 10pm under fluorescent lights while listening to Delilah talk about feelings.
Especially her pronouncing it “jerrrr-ney.”
Everything intrusive and stagey about Yolanda’s relationship with her kids is summed up in this Instagram photo:
I thought the nadir of Real Housewives drama was when Brandi and Lisa V. had a falling-out over whether or not Lisa joked to Brandi about packing a tabloid that wrote about Mauricio screwing around on Kyle in her beach bag. But then last season happened.
...as I continue to focus on my recovery, my children and bring back the privacy within our Home
That reminds me...summer is coming and I need to dig the 8-person tent out of the garage for that annual trip to Yosemite.
Most men wouldn’t able to find their car in the lot if they did that.
Tyga owes his ex-girlfriend Kylie Jenner $2 million
I feel like hanging out with Reese and Shailene would be like the social equivalent of having to watch a yogurt commercial where a woman is giggling and lounging all over on repeat for like 3 hours and they’d for sure ask you if you thought you should really be having another when you desperately try to flag down the…
When you think you’re married to one, and wake up with the other.
White jeans are the curse Yolanda Foster has put on all of us for not believing in her lyme journey.
Or do you??? What if you “discover” your kink in a few years and it’s something like you don’t want to eat regular bread anymore and you want to have gluten-free bread? The horror!!!!!!!!
I would watch an entire show of Martha just dissing stuff.
My husband’s friend shot this whole season and his Martha moments are pretty fricken awesome. Verdict: BAD BITCH
LOL i love her and her WASP shade forever
Oh my god, someone HAS to make a parody video of Night Ranger’s Sister Christian changed to Hipster Christian. Please please please.