I’ve been playing the long game, waiting for just the right moment.

“I DIDN’T ASK TO BE NAMED SCOTT”

He was traded, dummy.

No. No, actually, it isn’t. Nice try though.

Everyone is going to be so pissed when GS wins Game 7 at home after Draymond punches LeBron’s dick clean off.

he was spending $2,700 annually on ice cream.

I think that’s an unnecessarily dualistic view of the idea of holy texts. It is entirely possible to believe that a scripture is created by man but simultaneously allows the reader to, in some way, better understand the divine. A literal interpretation is probably a bad idea, but understanding the writings as the…

“Orange Hatred” is my least favorite flavor of Gatorade.

Will the Jet beauty of the month still go on? I must know.

Oh fuck me. This is the very particular brand of lower middle class white trash Ohio seems to grow like it’s the only thing our soil supports. From the hard slick back ponytails to the Midwestern mommy facebook outrager version of the “I want to talk to the manager, never mind lets beat some ass” haircut, Sams club…