Looks more like a frog than Fozzie to me...

I’m just impressed he got Russel Wilson to wear a Jameis Winston t-shirt. 

I’ll never get over that his handle is “Jaboowins.”

When did they start installing turf in migrant children’s detention centers?

Late entry but let’s all enjoy this actual Jameis Winston tweet, which gets more horrible the longer you look at it, which is amazing considering it contains the hastag #pizzahuthut

Yikes...if this pisses you off, how pissed are you that Ray Lewis and Marvin Harrison are next to Lombardi and Walter Peyton?

No one wants to talk to you, and smearing yourself in shit and screaming your lungs out isn’t going to change that. 

You do know that adware and spywareare very different things right ? Sadly, almost all manufacturers of electronic devices ( television sets, computers, android phones, refrigerators, and other iot devices ) which track users actions and choices for analytics and data-mining purposes. As shady as that practice is,…

Any network is only as secure as it’s least secure user...... so there’s no real hope of plugging all the holes in the us gov. It’s also worth noting that the CIA has a division whose sole job is to insert monitoring software/hardware into commercial products destined for foreign targets (ie members of governement).…

Jesus Christ Fahey we’ve got all these new Lays flavors and NOBODY’S TELLIN’ ME ABOUT ‘EM.

I felt bad that I only learned something had happened just a few days ago, I did reach out to send my well wishes to you. Glad to see you’re back! <3

Hooray! Best of luck with your continued recovery, Fahey!

The play that most embodies my childhood as a Colts fan was Nick Harper scooping up a fumble and running in the open field after Jerome Bettis fumbled at the goal line with a minute left in the playoffs. Ben Roethlisberger, who in 2005 still had the same maneuverability as he does in 2018, made an open field tackle…

While it’s the same for every Idiots video, in context, I like to imagine the mellifluous intro music as a passive-aggressive fuck you. “Not only are we enjoying our bivalves this summer, but we’re doing it to some pleasant sounds.”

This has always been the correct take since before whoever the comedian you’ve cited said anything. It’s fun to make fun of Fieri’s overly exuberant personality and style choices (his competitors on the next food network star competition underestimated him before he absolutely destroyed them because of this) but that…

I like tapas and overpriced drinks in a jam jar as much as the next urban dweller.

Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives has probably worn out its welcome, but ask any of the restaurant owners that he has visited and they almost universally have great things to say about him, not just about the spike in business, but genuinely say he is encouraging, supportive and genuinely a nice guy in general.

Shit like this is a real bind, because while generally speaking I’m a prison abolitionist I also really want this guy and everyone who works for ICE to go to jail forever.

But when a government chooses to enforce the law and they separate the parents that’ve been prosecuted, just like every U.S. citizen—[a] person in this country gets separated when he gets arrested. But people want a different set of rules for an illegal alien.